every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out
Do americans actually live like this
Ai generated photo right. Right?
that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.
So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration
Fantasy setting where the princess locked in her tower is a space captain repairing her crashed starship with scavenged supplies.
Knight: My armour is made of the realm’s finest steel! Why do you ask, my fair maiden? “Princess”, loading her laser rifle: Oh, just asking :)
She can’t go out in search of fuel in fear of her ship being looted or self destructing, so she sends a trusty service bot instead.
The locals soon become enamoured of a stiff knight slaying dragons with their bare hands to collect fire glands.
Thankfully, the captain’s managed to bring the security AI back online.
Mage: Spirit, let us in your tower. Ship: ACCESS DENIED Mage: I command you. Mage: ACCESS DENIED Mage: Strong enchantments… did you manage to pick lock the other door? Rogue, with electrified clothing: No.
Me starting a prayer after I’ve had a dilemma I’ve been working over for weeks and for some reason never thought to ask God about: Lord, I may be stupid.
Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it’s not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?
It’s like I’m at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I’m like ah okay so I’m clearly overthinking this
This restaurant is absolute chaos and I’m giving it 5 stars
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something
ALT
